You wake up to find yourself inexplicably on the carpet. Not just on the carpet, but the height of a matchbox and dwarfed by everything in your house. As you begin to try to figure out what happened, your girlfriend walks in – she is still normal sized, in fact you wonder if she might be even bigger than she was? You try to attract her attention but she is oblivious to you, and calls one of her girlfriends. As you listen in to her conversation it becomes apparent that something very very odd has happened - all across town men have shrunk and women has grown. As you listen, she starts to wonder aloud where you are – you are hoping to attract enough attention that she can pick you up when a misplaced shoe squelches down on top of you.