This week I tried starting a new vegan diet to try and clear a bunch of things from my system. I knew that cauliferous vegetables would cause me to be gassy, but I had no idea the extent of it! My boyfriend and I got home, and he just kept complaining about how much I was farting and how to bag the smell was, so I made a point to let them rip even more! Secretly I knew he liked my flatulence since he didn't seem to want to talk about anything else, and as much as I was farting and my boyfriend was complaining about it, he sure did stick around. I let out big farts, little farts, juicy farts. I was trying to clear my system, but I think I would have been able to empty a room better! He's just going to have to live with me eating too many veggies whether he likes it or not!