My little fart junky. That is what you are, aren't you? You're just waiting for me to let out big smelly farts so you can sniff them. Their order is int0x1cating, as it wafts right up your nose. You wish you could smell between my cheeks as I fart all over your face. It's what you live for, my noxious gasses. You'd love to be right under my ass and get as close as possible, don't you? Let my gassy ass mesmerize you and make you weaker, let them control you. You can't help but want my flatulence in your face all the time. That's what I am going to do, make you my perfect fart junky needing a fix of my flatulence.