I'm wearing sexy faux leather pants, dress shirt, and high heels.  I tell you to take off your pants and your boxers or "whitey tighties." You refuse, and tell me that your dick is too small. I don't believe you, and end up pulling your pants down myself, and burst out laughing when I see your tiny dick!  What is that!?! No wonder why you didn't want to pull your pants down! I laugh and tease you about your little dick, and have you stroke it with just two fingers for me.  It's such a pathetic little dick. How does it feel to know you would never be able to satisfy me?