Hello there Merry Christmas from your friendly neighborhood pool guy! As you all know, I wear mostly red like the Santa Claus, no not the crazy Tim Allen movie! I love X-mas and so does Vanessa. Unfortunately, Vanessa is out shopping for me and I just bought some X-mas decorations including a little tree! You know I like to make friends with trees! Although, I prefer to be more than friends with this little tree and all the other decorations! Watch and see me whack off and hump the fuck out of X-mas ornaments like my "superpenis"! Tags: DRY HUMPING, HAT FETISH, CHRISTMAS HAT, CHRISTMAS TREE, COSTUME, SUPERHERO, SUPERHEROINE, MARVEL, SOLO MALE