"Hi darling!" *gets closer to your cubicle... *has quite a huge cleavage... How was work today? You know, we don't have much left to to today indeed, with the big boss being away and all... and, I don't know, I don't feel like working, in his absence. You know, he inspires me to work... (*laughing*) I'm joking, I hate it! Yeah, the job, everything. The boss's attitude especially, he works us like we're some kind of ants! I feel so exhausted sometimes, and I bet you feel the same, I can tell you empathize with me. At home isn't any better with my boring husband and his mother, don't even start me on that! You know, sometimes I think I enjoy more this job just because we're colleagues and you're always here, near my cubicle and I can reach for you, we get to talk, to share jokes, to spend time together instead of getting bored and tired on our own. I mean it really makes a huge difference here, in this boring place, at least for me, I enjoy your presence! You know, I think you feel the same about me. By the way, are you impatient to get home to your wifey or do you prefer to spend half and hour more, here with me? Heh, I knew it! Aaand what do you suggest we do? Because I have some ideas, but they're not the good ones, I'm warning you!