I'm all glammed up and waiting for my real man to get here... but for some reason, you walk through the door! I am so unimpressed. I laugh at you, amused that you think you'd ever have a chance with me. Then I make you show me your tiny pathetic penis. OMG. It's hilarious. This is shaping up to be one of the most entertaining nights ever. I insult you and your hideous dick, being a complete bitch. The worst thing is... you love it!