I've decided it is time to give you a promotion, I have a very special position in mind for a man of your particular (lack of) talents. You will now report directly to me and become my personal foot slave here in the office. Meetings will be spent with you under my desk, foot rubs will be provided several times per day as needed and you will also have to lend a hand whenever needed on extra special projects. I had thought about firing you because you aren't up to par for other departments but you will probably excel in this particular duty, my new office foot slave.