You’re looking at perfection here little man. I know, you are so star struck by me. I’m your life. You are super obsessed with my every move. You’re such a geek loser! You don’t look like my type at all. I would never want to be seen next to you. Ewwww, you’re so fucking gross! Good thing I don’t have to see your monster face. You remain an anonymous loser who gets off to my clips. You know I will never notice you until you start paying more. The meaner I am, the hornier you get and you want to spend to impress me. You want to spend it because you know I am right about you. You’re just a loser that will never measure up stupid boy!