Lets face it...you'll never get laid. But you already know that don't you? Which is exactly why you find yourself here everyday stroking to my clips. On a Friday night, after a long day at work while everyone else is out on the town hanging with friends, getting laid, and partying it up, you're at home with your dick in your hand, lotion ready, stroking to my clips over and over again. You're SUCH A LOSER! Hahahaha. But you just can't help it can you? You love stroking to me, you're biggest fantasy. Tasting the forbidden fruit gives you all kinds of intense feelings, sampling tiny bits of the type of woman you know that you could never have. You're nothing but a LOSER with a big L placed on your forehead, so you might as well take what you can get.