Good evening and thank you for choosing “BUMP and BOUNCE Airlines” the only chartered airline with in-flight Striptease shows! I will be your Flight Attendant on this trip from BRUSSELS, BELGIUM to BERMUDA and the BAHAMAS! You are our only passenger this evening, and a very sweet and adorable one you are too! – So I will give you the very BEST In-flight entertainment we have to offer! So sit back and relax – It’s going to be a very BUMPY ride! And I do mean BUMPY!