You know it’s true. You’re an utter failure of a man. You fall short in every aspect. Even betas and losers are superior to you—that’s how bad it is. And, of course, you feel ashamed. You’ve tried everything to fix the problem, to better yourself, but it never works. You’ve started wondering if there’s even anything left for you here. But there is something left for you, and you’ve just found it. Put your faith in me. Give yourself to me. I’ll make it all better. And do you know why? Because I’m Mommy.