Calm down, everything is alright. You crashed at the club last night so I took you home. I know it may seem strange considering you don't remember a thing from last night but you were following me around absolutely obsessed and well...with you being YOU, I wasn't interested to say the least. After quite some time I couldn't deal with it anymore so i pretended as if i was actually into you and allowed you to get us a cold one, you walked away for a bit and i slipped something in your cold one to transform you... Now that you are fully awake, I need to test this out and see if it was a success or not so go ahead and drop those pants!