Christmas. It's the most wonderful time of the year! For everyone except losers, that is. While all normal people are hanging up their stockings, celebrating with friends and girlfriends at holiday parties, lonely little losers are jerking the night away. All alone, desperate and pathetic, under the Christmas tree. It's time for a festive holiday treat, from me to you. It's a very special Christmas celebration for a very big loser boy.  What kind of Christmas does a loser deserve? One with lots of sensual teasing and sweetness, or a day of humiliating tasks and verbal degradation? Take a guess.