Your well-meaning but ditsy girlfriend has been lurking your internet history. She saw you planned on participating in this month’s challenge for men, and she wants to help! Once she starts putting on surgical gloves you know there’s something wrong. It turns out she completely misunderstood! It’s “No Nut November” not “No NUTS November” - but she’s so excited to cut yours off. She ends up convincing you that the only way not to nut this month is to have no nuts at all.