Your mom as something very important she wants to talk to you about. You have been eating healthy and exercising, and it isn't making her very happy. She wants you to be the good little eater like you used to be. Mommy wants you to get fat for her. Don't you want to make her happy? Then eat up all those snack cakes she brought home for you, and while you do, she will encourage you by rubbing her big fat belly. If you are a good boy and eat the whole box, she is going to treat you to a trip to the buffet followed by a nice long belly rub to soothe that bloated tummy and work in all those calories.