I want to step up your total dedication to swallowing my spit. A shot glass of spit and my spitting onto your face is all very well... but I want you to really prove how much you love my spit. I have decided everything you consume has to be mixed with my saliva. A glass of my pure spit is all very well, but I know you are going to love downing this tall glass of water that I have gargled with and swished around my mouth. Everything that you swallow is going to be flavored by my mouth first.