You thought you could just leave me and there would be no repercussions, huh? Well guess again. I know you love these jeans, but that's too bad. I want a little slutty pair of shorts and these will be perfect - once I have cut and torn them until they hardly cover my big round ass that is. Listen to the fabric tearing between my hands as I angrily tell you I am going to go out and get laid now you have broken up with me. In fact, this camisole I have on isn't nearly slutty enough - better give it the scissor treatment too.