You have a total thing for your mother in aw....today my daughter is not at home and you're here, waiting for her while I clean the room...you start staring at my navel, I know what you're thinking about.....but wait....what happened ? I drank the coffee you gave me, it was laced and I lost conscience ...and....wait....what?YOU FUCKED MY NAVEL !!!! You perv motherfucker! I'm your girlfriend's mother !!! but hey, it felt so good !