My flea size husband and his lies

POV scene: Wife comes home dressed in leather from work after not hearing from her husband she realizes his car is in the drive so where can he be? He was supposed to be looking for a job so the wife throws off her jacket in her phone rings it's her husband but where is he? You are on the bed? Where? Why? What happened? You've been lying haven't you now you're the size of the flea. How will you do your husband duties now? He did not think about that did you? Wife scolds the husband and then changes quickly into her yoga clothes after tucking him in to her panty drawer. Then the wife takes an out and scolds him some more realizing that she will never have sex with him again. So she then tells them how she's going to seduce the yoga instructor and bring him home to make him watch as punishment for his lying shrinking ways besides it's not like he has a penis anymore since he is now the Size of a flea