The turkey isn’t the only bitch getting baked and stuffed today. You’re my silly little turkey, too! My soon-to-be popped, plugged, and used little turkey! Say gobble gobble, dummy. Its time to start cooking. I’m going to get you so mindjacked, so horny, so overwhelmingly frenzied in your worship to me, and take complete advantage of you. I’m the goddess you’re truly thankful for today, and you’re going to show me just how dedicated you are. Take that first potent inhale, turkey.