Ok, are you ready for strip war? You don't know how it works? We both get a stack of cards. Each round we get to match one card. The loser gets to take off an article of clothing each time. Once one of us is completely naked, the winner gets to tell the loser how to masturbate. Sound good? Let's get this game started! There is no way I'm going to lose this game so be prepared to get naked and follow all my instructions.