Oh honey, look how pretty Mommy is tonight! I'm all dressed up to go on a hot date. In fact, I... a-ah-ah... phew. That was funny, I felt like I suddenly had to... ah-ah... sneeze. Oh dear, I have such a terrible tickle in my nose! I have to get rid of this tickle and all of these sneezes, before my date! Otherwise he'll think I'm awfully rude. Come on honey, lets see what we can find to make Mommy sneeze all these tickles out. Oh dear, now I can't stop sneezing. Let's go upstairs and see if we can find Mommy a tissue or a handkerchief to sneeze into! Now, I think that must be almost everything that makes me sneeze. There's just one more... AHHH--AHHHHHHHH---...