Why hello honey! oh no, don't worry. You're not walking in on anything. I was expecting you. I have a little favour to ask you. You see, me and Bill have been trying for a baby for so long now and it just isn't working. I have gone and been checked out, y'know, down there and the doctor says there is nothing wrong. So there is only one conclusion - it must be him! He is shooting blanks. And you have no idea how much I want to be pregnant. I can't stop thinking about it, being filled up with seed and knocked up. I know you are by husbands best friend but, well... you do look an awful lot like Bill. Won't you help me out?