Good morning, sweetie! I thought I'd go ahead and get breakfast started... something hot to start your day? I've got a special treat in mind for you this morning. And, I think now is also a good time to discuss something I've... found out about you recently. No need to look nervous! It's only just... I've noticed My socks going missing for awhile now... and then the other day I *finally* saw you in the act- Smelling My dirty, sweaty gym socks... worshiping them, almost. It's just very clear to Me now that you're a freak! I'm gunna help you embrace that, sweetie! I love how much you LOVE Me! So, I'm gunna make your morning brew SUPER special by steeping My sweaty socks into a tea JUST FOR YOU! I'm the best girlfriend EVER! :)