Today, we're going to play a little game called "Are You a Homo?" and we're gong to find out once and for all if you're a fag...or not! Aren't you excited? All you need is a bottle of truth serum, a dildo, and an open mind, and King Lexa and I are going to help you get to the bottom of your sexuality once and for all. We all know what kind of medicine brings out the truth in all of us, so why don't you go ahead an take a big ol' huff so we can get started...good boy. Now today, our dice is going to be our divination tool, and they are going to reveal your true degree of homosexuality. I mean you're obviously attracted to us, but you also jerk to cock so no wonder you're confused and conflicted--good thing we're here to clear things up for you! Now the rules are easy, keep your eyes on the screen, take your medicine when we tell you to, and follow our instructions, no matter what. We know you can't hardly wait so let's play!