So, I heard that last night you had some pretty exciting dreams of worshiping me and being a pup for me. Is it true? Well that's pretty hot and cute at the same time, since I absolutely love puppies. Well, since I woke up in a good mood today, I'm going to make your dream come true and turn you into my pup for real. Are you ready to properly obey me and do as instructed? I want you to walk on all four, bark instead of talking and always keep your tongue poked out as you bark. If you're a good boy, you get treats, if not you get punishments. I might have a nice little bone with some meat on it ready for you, as a reward. The trick is, though, that you're gonna have to eat it like a good boy, from a puppy tray, on the floor. The same way you're going to dr!nk water for me, little pup! Not before you'll learn how to sit and beg properly, though, that's for sure. Ready, steady, on all fours!