Oh! Sorry honey, I didn't expect you to be home so early! I didn't mean for you to walk in on me like that... although, I guess I had to tell you sooner or later. Well, you know that we don't have sex very often, and when we do it's usually over pretty quickly. Sorry, I know this can't be fun for you to hear! It's the truth though, and I haven't been properly satisfied by the length of time... or the length of your dick, to be perfectly honest. So, I took matters into my own hands. This dildo? It's just a warm-up really. I've got a date with the real thing later this week! In fact, maybe you'd like to come along and watch? Get some pointers?