I know what you've been up to, dear husband, and it's time we had a talk. This dress - I found it all bunched up at the back of the closet. I certainly didn't put it there - and the shoulders were all stretched out of shape. Then, most distressingly - it had an enormous cum stain right down the front. This is dry clean only honey - if you wanted to borrow my things the least you could do is take care of them. I'm going to teach you a lesson. Here. I bought some cheap lingerie for you. Cheap, like the cheap little slut I'm going to turn you into.