Welcome to cooking with Lianna, adorned in her lovely apron and sleek gloves, today we're gonna turn our little piggy (Tony Orlando) into a delicious little milk piggy. Now we're cooking with ass. First we've gotta prep him with my "fist", the piggy today has been rather tight and I need him loose. Once properly "opened up" we can fill our piggy with delicious "milk", but we gotta secure it with a plug. Piggy was gonna have a nice time, but it seems I may have over "tenderized" the meat, so we'll have to try again another time.