I spotted some huuuuge balloons in a nearby store and I couldn't resist buying a couple. I blow up this big orange balloon and count how many breaths it takes to get it totally inflated. It's huge! Bigger than me! I play with it, rubbing it against my body and giggling when it makes my hair all staticy and standing out from my head. I love the feeling of it tugging on my skin, the warm electric buzz as I run it over my skin. I describe it to you, showing you how much I'm enjoying it, before gently deflating the balloon so I can blow it up again another day.