I'm fresh out of the shower. My armpits are shaved perfectly smooth, and I haven't yet applied deodorant. They are clean and damp, smelling of my natural, musky scent. My living in Florida is great for armpit addicts like you. Even when its not hot out, the humidity guarantees my pits will start sweating as soon as I'm out of the shower. Clean and smooth and smelling just slightly tangy... these are the pits of a goddess. Its like catnip for a loser pitboy like you.