You could have been mine. Your mother was my best friend in high school until she got knocked up fucking my boyfriend, your sperm donor. How exciting it must be that you're getting married in a few weeks. Is it true your mother insists on you being a virgin until the nuptials? Don't you want to know what it takes to please a woman? You don't have to tell anyone and it's not like anyone will know you've been deflowered. It's more of a marriage of convenience anyways. I doubt she will fuck that much aside from the wedding night. Would one moment of unbridled passion in the face of a boring bedroom for life really be that bad? I've been looking for a way to get back at her for years and I just can't let this opportunity go to waste.