Boots have always been your weakness, haven't they? Ever since you could remember you have always had to sneak away when no one is looking, just to get a whiff of that stinky, sweaty, stench. I have gotten this new pair of boots, and already they are starting to stink. I have socks on, but my sweet feet get so warm in my boots that they sweat. Well, my socks are pretty sweaty... to the point that it is making my boots damp, causing the smell. I have only just started to stink these up, just for you. I want you to be the special boot boy to own this pair of boots by the end of the season, when they are nice and ripe. I am going to take your boot sniffing obsession to an entirely new level, and I am so excited to get you there.