I am so damn hungry. Just grabbed a salad kit at the store and sitting in my car READY to eat! I open it up, with you having a great view! I chow down! I get a bit sloppy, but I am so hungry I dont really care! After eating much of it, I start to notice the spicy flavor of the dressing. Wowza, its hot but also so damn tasty! I keep eating, and eating, stuffing my hungry face. I get dressing on my chin, crunchy and chewing. I am a loud open mouth chewer too.