You're always so bad when I watch you. Always spying on my bathroom habits. I know you've been talked to about this and disciplined over it but nothing seems to correct your behavior. So today we are going to do things my way. The next time you misbehave you will get to experience my toilet habits up-close and personal. I'm going to glue your mouth to my asshole so you can swallow all the rank and slimy sludge coming out of it. And I've started a holistic lifestyle full of organic fruits and vegetables all fermenting inside my stomach. Just wait til that thick goodness comes flowing out.