What do you see when you look at me? Do you see a fattened sow; a kept pig that lives only to be fed, fattened, and fucked? I bet you do. You wouldn't be wrong to think so. I am a proper pig but that isn't something that happened overnight. I've always been a greedy and gluttonous. Not to the extent that I am now of course. Deep down I truly believe that I was born to be fat; predisposed to being human garbage disposal. As I revisit some of my childhood memories I'll tell you why.