Hey, come here a second. I want you to explain something to me. I want you to explain what my favourite high heels were doing in your wardrobe. A crossdressing fetish hmmm? It's not? Well, what is it then? You just wanted to know what it's like to be tall. Ha! That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard, shortass. Just for that I'm putting these shoes on so I tower over you even more. I mean, I guess I can see why you wondered. What are you, 5'3”? I'm taller than you in my bare feet and I definitely tower over you in heels. Tell me, short stuff, are you just as lacking where it counts? HA! You're blushing something awful. You are, aren't you? I did wonder why none of the girls you brought home ever came back for a second date...