Hi, boss! You wanted to see me? Oh... women in the office are complaining about my short skirts. Well that's ridiculous. Clearly they're jealous and they only wish they had legs as gorgeous as mine. I don't see you complaining about the view though, boss. It appears you're quite fond of my sexy legs because I always see you staring at them. Tell you what... you're not going to write me up today. Instead, you're going to give me a raise AND a promotion. Obviously I deserve it.
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