Well honey! That was all very dramatic. Let’s avoid any more emergency doctor’s visits, hmm? Now, it’s extremely important you do exactly what the doctor said, do you understand? I’m sure it’s a little bit embarrassing for you to her your Mommy talk about masturbation, but it is a medical necessity right now! It’d be awful if you didn’t keep relieving the pressure on your balls. Of course, I imagine that even with your hormones it might be tricky to get up the enthusiasm several times a day, so I had an idea about how I might be able to help…