Come in here honey, I have something to ask you. See, I wondered where all my lingerie was going. Losing the odd sock is one thing, but I was SURE I had been putting my panties back where they belonged! Anyway, I found this stuffed in your gym bag. I wish you’d told me! Now I know how much you enjoy dressing up, I think I should get involved. In fact… I’ve already gone on a little shopping trip just for you!