I wish you could smell how amazing my feet are right now. And when I say amazing, I mean stinky! Maybe I could smell them for you, make you feel envious that you can't bury your nose into my stinky soles. Ok, let's take a sniff... wow... they are pungent! I lift my feet to my face to really get a good nose full of stink. I even lick my toes to see what they taste like. The stink is so bad that it even blurs your vision at times hehe.