The only hope you have is to be my cuck. Forever. You can pay for my dates, sit outside my room while I have sex, 'clean me up' after I've been creampied, and change my sheets when I'm done with whatever hot alpha male I've brought back that night. You know damn well you're never going to satisfy a woman so you may as well just accept the fact that this is the closest you're ever gonna get to a real sex life. Get used to it cucky boy ;)