HE WROTE PIGHEAD A LOVE LETTER, SO I OBLIGED!  HIS PERSONAL RECIPE!  DEAR PIGHEAD,  YOU ARE SUCH A SALTY SLUT; I ALWAYS HAVE CRAVINGS FOR MEATY MORSELS OF BACON AND EVERY TIME I GET A HUNGER PAIN, I GET AN INSTANT ERECTION! I AM SO DISGUSTED AT HOW AROUSED I GET WATCHING YOU OINK AND SQUEAL! THE MORE I TRY TO FIGHT THE URGE TO YANK WHILE YOU OINK, THE MORE CUM I SQUIRT! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOUR MUSCLED, THICK BODY WHIMPERS WITH SNORTS WHILE I STROKE MY ROCK HARD COCK. I LOOK FORWARD TO WATCHING YOU BEING USED FOR YOUR SLATHERED MEAT AND I YEARN TO SEE A CREAMY LOAD JACKED OFF ON YOU PIGHEAD! YOUR LOVING ADMIRER -  CHEF DIDDLE DICK!