'Twas the night before Christmas and wifey is off dreaming You find yourself dozing off, when all of the sudden you here jingle bells & an elf appears under your tree.. Have you been a naughty boy this year? Let me show you what I have in store.. It's time to give in to temptation and forget about that nagging hag upstairs. I deserve it more, look at me, goon for me, get stupid for me & make this elf extra jolly this Christmas.