I had a serious case of the blue balls, so I hopped in my car and drove around in search of a hooker. Lucky for me, there was one in my neighborhood! And here I thought I had to drive all the way to downtown for a streetwalker. Today must be my day. Her name was Rachel. I asked her if she was working, and she said, “a little bit”, whatever the fuck that means. How much for a blowjob, I inquired. Ho said $200. The fuck!? No, you’ll have to do better than that. She dropped her price down to $150 which was still a little high, I know, but I was willing to pay a premium for convenience. And she was really cute, too. She jumped in my car and we drove around to a secluded spot where she lost no time going down on me. My little peanut grew 400% inside her warm mouth. She sucked my dick so good that I nutted in less than 20 minutes which is a first for me. I normally struggle to cum while getting head, but not this time. When the moment of climax came, I shot my load all over myself. Some of it got on her chin, but not as much as I would have wanted. And then you know what she says? She would have taken $100. I mean, damn. Still, it was worth every penny. Next time I see her, tho, that bitch is getting $75.