Sleigh bells ringing, My ass has you singing. This lovely holiday season there are so many things for people to be grateful for, you included. You get to be thankful for something very special this year, My perfect ass. You won’t be asking for anything because you will be too busy making sure that My delicious ass has everything it needs for the holidays. You want so badly to just sit there all day and night and stare at it, so go ahead, you need nothing more in this life than to worship and be thankful that such a perfect thing has been created and that you are able to commit yourself to its perfection. My ass gives you life, My ass gives you purpose, My ass has shown you things about yourself you never knew were possible. Be a good boy and show My ass how truly thankful you are to have it in your life, show Me and My ass how much you love us and want to make us happy. You have all the presents you could ever need and more, thanks to the existence of My perfect ass and Me. Happy Holidays <3