Testicles. What actual use are they? Well, I can categorically say that they aren't of any use to me. In fact, they disgust me. Those pathetic little lumps of skin, dangling there. No use to anyone. Truth is, you don't really like them. You find yourself repulsed by your own balls. You probably don't think that's the case now. But you soon will. Soon, you will loathe them as much as me. And soon your testicles will understand that it is me who controls them and me who makes them do as they are told.