December is the month of excess. You're encouraged and expected to spend too much, imbibe too much, and eat too much. That's boring, though. What if you just jerked too much instead? Spend the holiday season watching my clips and jerking and jerking and jerking. Masturbate until you drop into that trance-y subspace where your eyes glaze over, your brain shuts off, and all you can do is steadily stroke your throbbing cock.