It's clear that you're Our biggest fan - you haven't missed a single one of Our band's shows for months now. you're always right up there in the front row, gawking at Us, with a glazed look in your eye. It's obvious - but there's something different, something more - We know that you're a sub. you're not just a fan, you want to serve Us, too! Don't try to pretend, We can already tell. Since you want to serve Us so badly, maybe We could put you to work as Our roadie, carrying around all of Our heavy gear when We play shows. Of course, you're pretty small and scrawny, so maybe instead We could just give you laundry duties - washing all of Our sweaty, filthy stage clothes. And maybe afterwards, just for fun, We'll make you smell Our sweaty stage feet!!